What NOT to say on Valentine's Day

It's that special day of the year where everyone likes to hear those three little words: "More prawn crackers?" Yes, it's Chinese New Year today but don't forget that it's also Valentine's Day.

Here’s a list of things to avoid saying if you’re planning a first date today:

• I really think my attitude has changed. A couple of years ago I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
• This restaurant isn’t as good as the one I was going to take you to, but I’ve got this 2 for 1 voucher.
• Remind me to go to the bathroom at 7pm; I need to put my cream on.
• What children’s names do you like?
• I remember you from school. Have you put weight on?
• That’s an interesting kiss. It's not how your sister does it.

Phil & Steve